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No, not a chance

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Everyone loved it.

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

What are the most popular recruiting tools in the US?

So they tried

Still no good

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Are you already having anal sex?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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